Snape was the most powerful strongest wizard
And his death was a blow to my soul
Without him I know I'm just green in a blizzard
I'll never again be whole

The animal I most hate is a snake
I want to eliminate every one that I see
I'm not gonna lie, I cried so hard when he died
I was overtaken with grief
The way that Severus Snape overtakes his enemies
Grief overtook me

'Cause I'm so depressed we lost Severus
I'm so depressed we lost Severus

Harry was so ungrateful, mediocre
He lacked talent, but Snape had it all
Good looks, a hot bod, a straight face in poker
I wish Harry had been the one to fall

I'd even trade the life of Hermione
To bring back the greatest potions master in the world
Compared to Snape my love for her is tiny
Her hair is curly; she looks like a squirrel (sometimes)

'Cause I'm so depressed we lost Severus
I'm so depressed we lost Severus

Seriously.